sometimes people only have three animal themed cups
—a novel not written by me (via weshipdramione)
if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass
jesus christ himself literally created this show
Volcano erupting from space
It looks like it’s erupting from Earth.
Earth is in space.
You’re in space.
how well do you have to know someone for it to be appropriate to show them the lemon whores video?
I almost spit out my water
what if in avengers 2 steve sticks his hand out waiting for his shield to bounce back to him but instead he gets the mjolnir
"Well done my colorful friend! Mjolnir has chosen a worthy wielder!"
"This shield does much damage! I like it!"
"This shield, I like it. ANOTHER!"
*throws it, watches it bounce wildly, hears something shatter, hears Tony scream*